Tiger Motel Art Print

  Shop Now Tiger Motel Art Print Natural white, matte, ultra smooth background 100% cotton, acid and lignin-free archival paper Custom trimmed with border for framing; 1" for x-small and small, 2" for all larger sizes Every order is custom made just for you All sizes listed are overall paper dimensions including the white border Exact sizing may vary slightly due to printing process, we advise waiting to buy frames until the prints arrive. Product Note: Color variations between on-site previews, your screen and printed artwork may occur.
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Protect your razor blade and your belongings by putting a clip on it


I cut my thumb on my shaving razor yesterday at the Oakland Airport security checkpoint, when I was digging in my suitcase to retrieve my clear, one quart ziplock bag of 3-ounce-or-less bottles of liquids. The razor neatly shaved off a convex disc of flesh from the tip. Blood flowed out in a steady drip. A kindly TSA employee directed me to a secure plexiglass cage and told me to wait while she retrieved a band-aid.

I don't ever want to cut my finger on the razor again, so I put a binder clip over the blade. Since I am a firm believer in resistentialism (the theory that inanimate objects demonstrate hostile behavior towards us), it gives me great pleasure to imagine my razor crying out in pain from being pinched by the binder clip. It's a just punishment, wouldn't you agree?

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